It's no mean feet

Disaster has struck...

This whole business of packing your bike for an epic trip is fraught with worry. I know what McGregor and Boorman went through now.

I’ve spent all day doing it, apart from about 3 hours polishing the bike so it looks really cool. And what happens this evening?

Well I’ll tell you what – I’ve got Athlete’s Foot!

I now have 4 days to cure it coz there’s no way I can fit the tube of ointment in the bike.

I don’t remember Ewan or Charlie having these sort of problems!